El Noguer

Si esteu davant d’un programa i trobeu un comentari que us fa gràcia publiqueu-lo al fòrum Stackoverflow. Per exemple:

	/**
	* For the brave souls who get this far: You are the chosen ones,
	* the valiant knights of programming who toil away, without rest,
	* fixing our most awful code. To you, true saviors, kings of men,
	* I say this: never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down,
	* never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry,
	* never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
	*/
	

	// 
	// Dear maintainer:
	// 
	// Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine,
	// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
	// please increment the following counter as a warning
	// to the next guy:
	// 
	// total_hours_wasted_here = 32
	// 
	

	//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
	//Now, God only knows
	

	// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will 
	// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets 
	// released into the public.
	

	// drunk, fix later
	

	// Magic. Do not touch.
	

	return 1; # returns 1
	

	// I'm sorry.
	

	/*
	 * You may think you know what the following code does.
	 * But you dont. Trust me.
	 * Fiddle with it, and youll spend many a sleepless
	 * night cursing the moment you thought youd be clever
	 * enough to "optimize" the code below.
	 * Now close this file and go play with something else.
	 */
	

	// somedev1 -  6/7/02 Adding temporary tracking of Login screen
	// somedev2 -  5/22/07 Temporary my ass
	

	#define TRUE FALSE    //Happy debugging suckers
	

	/**
	 * Always returns true.
	 */
	public boolean isAvailable() {
	    return false;
	}
	
	 
	

	//This code sucks, you know it and I know it. 
	//Move on and call me an idiot later.
	

	// If this comment is removed the program will blow up
	

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